This time the movie
Involved horror without the gore
And it also was bad
But I kept watching more.
There's just some thing special
About Aliens ruling the world
Or Count Dracula biting
The neck of a girl
The guys were back on
It was a much needed break
From all the Bad acting
And special effects looking fake
There's more to this show
Then two guys having fun
There were others adding jokes
And the occasional Pun
The others add something
Though mostly off screen
Sometime you may see one
Or hear Rocco scream
Dave is the host
It's his show to steer
That is quite a task
Since he drinks lots of beer
Ritch the co-host is in bad health
He complains all the time
It has something to do
With His Twisted Spine
Make a bowl of popcorn
And a glass of your favorite drink
Don't worry if the movie
Is good or scary or stinks
Don't spend your Money in Expensive bars
By your TV is where you should be
Enjoy Cable's finest on Saturday Nights
Stay at home and watch The Midnight Movie